The price of growing old

Aloha !! Here are some jokes to release some stress out from this bloody shit exams we hate !! Yeee... ......

Hard of hearing
>> An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems
>> for a number of years.
>> He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to
>> have him fitted for a set
>> of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear
>> 100%.
>> The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the
>> doctor and the doctor said,
>> "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really
>> pleased that you can hear again."
>> The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family
>> yet. I just sit around and listen
>> to the conversations.
I've changed my will three times!"


Body ache and loss of motor skills
>> Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were
>> sitting on a bench under a tree
>> when one turns to the other and says:
>> "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of
>> aches and pains.
>> I know you're about my age.
>> How do you feel?"
>> Slim says,
>> "I feel just like a newborn baby."
>> "Really !? Like a newborn baby !?"
>> "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants".


Husband & Wife being forgetful
>> During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're
>> physically okay, but they might want
>> to start writing things down to help them remember.
>> Later that night, while watching TV, the old man
>> gets up from his chair.
>> "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks.
>> "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream ?"
>> "Sure."
>> "Don't you think you should write it down so you can
>> remember it ?" she asks.
>> "No, I can remember it."
>> "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top too.
>> Maybe you should write it down, so's not to forget
>> it ?"
>> He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of
>> ice cream with strawberries."
>> "I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll
>> forget that, write it down ?" she asks.
>> Irritated, he says,
>> "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!
>> Ice cream with strawberries and whipped
>> cream - I got it, for goodness sake !"
>> Then he toddles to the kitchen.
>> After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the
>> kitchen and hands his wife a
>> plate of bacon and eggs.
>> She stares at the plate for a moment.
>> "Where's my toast?"


Heart Problem
>> Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to
>> get a physical.
>> A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down
>> the street with a gorgeous young woman
>> on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke
>> to Morris and said,
>> "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
>> Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get
>> a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
>> The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said,
>> 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'"

Signing out,
SY,
Eeeee ... tmw moral paper !